Ok, so I went with some friends (going alone would just be a tad strange...) and walking in the door, you're engulfed in a world of sex--everything to do with sex. For crying out loud there was a dungeon with a lady all tied up walking around with her boobs hanging out! That was fun. We weren't allowed to take any pictures in there for obvious reasons--one lady told me she was a teacher so I guess that would explain it all. There was a lady tied to this thing with a lady dressed in leather spanking her with this strange looking whip...Anyways moving on to the museum.
But aside fromthe toys and the people, I was stunned by a few things. First and foremost there was a sex museum. When we went inside there was some history: of porn, really-yes my friends porn, has a history! There was history of Playboy and Penthouse as well as some really funny laws. In one state, it was illegal for a man and his wife to fall asleep naked in a rented room. I joked that if a man was going to fall asleep naked in a rented room she'd better be his mistress! Ah, I slay me sometimes. Another law said a woman cannot walk on a beach in a swimsuit without being escorted by an officer or armed with a club! But the one that got me was this one-- In Minnesota "it is illegal for a husband to make love to his wife if his breath smells like garlic, onions or sardines. She can by law, force her husband to brush his teeth." I kid you not! I even have the picture to prove it! It was so funny I just had to take a picture of it.
Anyways,
we had tons of fun and will totally go back next year!
Hugs,
Remmy D
Oh and PS: COUNTRY SOUL will hit stores March 5...that's this saturday!
It was a blast to go to the vent with you...Tons of fun...
ReplyDeletetehe we should do it again
ReplyDeleteYou bet on it...I am already planning for next year...
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